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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

I LOVE THAT MOVIE.

I must say...., I really have a thing for those dumb funny movies. The ones that I constantly am quoting. The ones me, Taylor and Jessica never grow old of. I  l O V E them. Here are some of my favorites.. and if you are around me much, these quotes may explain a lot of what I am laughing about (:


E P I C M O V I E
Willy: Who wants to play with Willy? 


Willy: Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special? Edward: Uh-huh. Willy: It's a special secret ingredient. It's real human parts. There's gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally. 


Cyclops: He's unleashing his powers! Storm: He's gonna spread angel wings!
[
Peter clucks like a chicken and turns around showing his small-sized wings on his back] Mystique: More like chicken wings! Magneto: Break it up. Break it up. You all know Peter is too much of a pussy to stand up for himself. 



M E A N G I R L S
Janis: That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year. Damian: She asked me how to spell orange.
[
Cady snickers] Janis: That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners. Damian: She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels. Janis: Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone. Damian: That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets. Janis: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that. Damian: She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers. 



Karen: I can't go out.
[
fakes cough] Karen: I'm sick. Regina: Boo, you whore. 



Damian: [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh... "Caddy" Heron. Do we have a "Caddy" Heron here? 
Cady: It's Cady. Damian: Oh Cady, here you go, one for you... And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.


T A L  L A G E G A  N I G H T S
Ricky Bobby: You sick, sons of bitches. I mean you walk in that door, on your two legs... all fat and cocky and lookin at me in my chair. And you tell me its all in my head? I hope that both of you have sons... Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons, who are talented and star athletes and they have their legs taken away. I mean I pray you know that pain and that hurt. Lucius Washington: [enraged] Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby! Don't you put that on us! You are NOT paralyzed! 


Ricky Bobby: How was school today, boys? Walker: I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge.
[
Chip is starled] Ricky Bobby: Sounds like a good day. How 'bout you, TR? Texas Ranger: The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C. Cal Naughton, Jr.: Bingo. Ricky Bobby: Nice. Texas Ranger: She said "No, you're wrong." I said "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants. Cal Naughton, Jr.: I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There's no shame in that.



Ricky Bobby: If you ain't first, you're last. 

Friday, May 6, 2011

Voice of the Vikings

So lets just say... I have found my place in this crazy thing called high school. KPGR. Its where I can be myself , and its where I can see  r e a l  people. Not those fake girls and guys who only care about themselves.( most of the school ) Seriously though. Every single person in KPGR is awesome, its really just a happy place to be, and with Russ as the teacher... well nothing could be better. From our open mikes to our random pizza and Mcdonalds parties. ( which russ always kindly pay$ for from his own pocket) We always get along and make each other laugh. Being on the radio also has to be the most exciting thing ever. I started off the year doing my shows by myself... which I had no problem with! Buttt it did get lonely. Then Zak Hicken transferred in to KPGR. I love this kid, he is hilarious and always has the best gossip. We started doing my show together and it was so fun. We were always goofing off and taking crazy pictures on photobooth (: Then. Mathias James Giles joined the KPGR family, and we decided to take the show right before me and Zaks show. Matt Giles has to be my favorite person. He always makes me laugh even when I am having a bad day. Me, Matt, and Taylor Jolley. We basically put the radio show on shuffle... Then go look for ways to get into the tunnels under the school. Ha I will never forget the time Matt brought a ladder. We thought there was an underground way to the tunnels that you can only get into with a ladder... nope. We got soaked by the rain, and I got extremely sick. From an unknown substance. What a night. Then there is the one and only Seth Donaldson . Future Prez right here. He basically is the smartest and sickest person I know.I will never forget my memories from this class! They are so incredible, they are not afraid to be themselves and they dont care about what people think. So heres to KPGR. You make me happier than you will ever know.







 I just found all these KPGR pictures on my computer... enjoy.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

SLC.

Salt Lake City. Its an awesome place, and its where I spent my weekend.  I was in need of some sister time! So I drove down there around two on saturday, and the fun began. We first went over to Trolley Square, which has to be my favorite place to shop. Not just because people have died there,,, it has cool stuff too. We went to cabin fever. If you have not been to this store... then go. now. Its definitely a must see.
After trolley, we were starvingg so we went to california pizza kitchen. As we were being seated the waiter was super cool and wanted to know if  we were interested in some Mojitos , we politely declined but I saw " non alcoholic beer" on the drink menu. Me and sadee kidded around about getting some just to look cool, then we decided to get some and try it. So we asked the waiter if it was good... and he basically called it a drink for pussys, and right when he said that sadee was like " HA SHE WANTED IT!...." so thanks for making me look like an idoit sadee. But he went to go get it and came back and said " sorry it actually has a little alchahol so I am gonna need your ID. I was angryy. It clearly said NON alchaholic so whatever. I went with a diet coke instead.
After CPK we shopped around, we hit some of my favorite stores.




Anthropologie



Urban Outfitters... My favorite store.. ever.
Carolina came up to the mall and we all got pedicures at Studio h2o Salon, typical girls day. They best part was when they put hot wax on our feet.(: It was a beautiful salon... but was not worth there outrageous prices. I would highly suggest Nails and Spa in highland over them anyday, but it was just nice to have some girls time and relax.


After shopping we decided to make chocolate dipped Strawberrys.

Which actually turned out better than expected. We dipped everything we could find in chocolate. Apples, bananas,  raspberries, pineapples, and cinnamon bears (:
We also had pizza and made cake balls.
Basically, I had a really good weekend. I got to spend some time with some of my three favorite people.
Scotty Thomas, Mersadee Adams and Baby Olive.
They made my week sooo much better, just as they always do.
I had so much fun and loved every minute I was there, they are so sickkkk (;
(even though they go to bed early..)