I LOVE THAT MOVIE.

I must say...., I really have a thing for those dumb funny movies. The ones that I constantly am quoting. The ones me, Taylor and Jessica never grow old of. I  l O V E them. Here are some of my favorites.. and if you are around me much, these quotes may explain a lot of what I am laughing about (:


E P I C M O V I E
Willy: Who wants to play with Willy? 


Willy: Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special? Edward: Uh-huh. Willy: It's a special secret ingredient. It's real human parts. There's gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally. 


Cyclops: He's unleashing his powers! Storm: He's gonna spread angel wings!
[Peter clucks like a chicken and turns around showing his small-sized wings on his back] Mystique: More like chicken wings! Magneto: Break it up. Break it up. You all know Peter is too much of a pussy to stand up for himself. 


M E A N G I R L S
Janis: That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year. Damian: She asked me how to spell orange.
[Cady snickers] Janis: That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners. Damian: She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels. Janis: Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone. Damian: That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets. Janis: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that. Damian: She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers. 


Karen: I can't go out.
[fakes cough] Karen: I'm sick. Regina: Boo, you whore. 


Damian: [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh... "Caddy" Heron. Do we have a "Caddy" Heron here? 
Cady: It's Cady. Damian: Oh Cady, here you go, one for you... And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.


T A L  L A G E G A  N I G H T S
Ricky Bobby: You sick, sons of bitches. I mean you walk in that door, on your two legs... all fat and cocky and lookin at me in my chair. And you tell me its all in my head? I hope that both of you have sons... Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons, who are talented and star athletes and they have their legs taken away. I mean I pray you know that pain and that hurt. Lucius Washington: [enraged] Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby! Don't you put that on us! You are NOT paralyzed! 


Ricky Bobby: How was school today, boys? Walker: I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge.
[Chip is starled] Ricky Bobby: Sounds like a good day. How 'bout you, TR? Texas Ranger: The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C. Cal Naughton, Jr.: Bingo. Ricky Bobby: Nice. Texas Ranger: She said "No, you're wrong." I said "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants. Cal Naughton, Jr.: I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There's no shame in that.


Ricky Bobby: If you ain't first, you're last.